To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast Oh. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. : [V.O] : Not really. Olive: The rumors are true. : But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor I also heard he gave you crabs. : The rumors are true. I started piling on lie after lie. : Rhiannon : : : High School Student The Bible. Just one good, imaginary boink! I like it very much. He left his parents a note that said: Fuck you, I'm gay. : : Olive Penderghast I had a similar situation when I was your age. Rosemary And there's a reason for that. I'm the new school slut. : "Fictional character: Gwen Stacy". : [about the rumors that she punched Nina] Olive Penderghast I wanna be in detention! Is it not a minister? [with phony innocence] Rosemary With an incontrovertible sense of humor. I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Olive Penderghast Why? You completely missed the point. Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. Olive Penderghast I had a horrible reputation. It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson): I had a similar situation when I was your age. Rhiannon : Thought Catalog-ers and Easy A lovers, its your turn. Olive Penderghast Oh, haven't you heard? Thank you. Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot. Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. Emma Stone has a superbad confession: She's never seen the movie that made her a star, "Easy A.". Yeah, I know that. Beat it, ese! [V.O, continuing onto webcam] Emma Stone's Easy A Monologue Audition - YouTube Go get your chocolate milk. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. No, silly. : [Forceful] : So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. : Give it up for the woodchucks! What do you think I have down there? Real talk:If you dont want to be Emma Stone or be with her, theres something fucking wrong with you. Olive Penderghast They're Costco. Olive: Yes, I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Woodchuck Todd 20% off of Bath and Body Works. Rhi! Olive Penderghast Rosemary: Not to mention how have you been dressing this past few day. : [about Melody Bostic] : Olive Penderghast : The woodchucks! A gentleman caller, hooray! Mrs. Griffith I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? C'est la vie. Does it only exist in 80s movies? : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. Olive: Oh, really? Marianne Can I help you with something? : : : Dill Not in high school. : [looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]. A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*? Not with a fizzle, but with a bang. Nina Seriously, thanks! A gnome? Yeah, but I didn't mean with ME. Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. Olive Penderghast Does it only exist in 80's movies? There is. Rhiannon I like it very much. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Easy A Teenager Monologue (Olive) Easy A is a 2010 comedy starring Emma Stone as Olive. Now you're a super slut like me. I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. : Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. : No, I didn't. Oh yeah! : For governorsor athletes. You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons, Story: After a little white lie about losing her virginity gets out, a clean cut high school girl, Olive (Emma Stone), sees her life paralleling Hester Prynnes in The Scarlet Letter, which she is currently studying in school until she decides to use the rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Dill About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . : Totally. all you need to know. Marianne : Rhiannon Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I am, in fact, considering becoming an existentialist. : Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. [Cut to basketball game, last year] Bookstore Clerk: Oh, thats in the best sellersright next to Twilight. : Maybe it was because I was wearing clothes that were two sizes too small. Woodchuck Todd No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. : Youre wonderful. Rosemary Olive Penderghast Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. Emma Stone's role in "Easy A" earned the actress her first Golden Globe nomination in 2011. Woodchuck Todd Olive Penderghast What's going on, honey? : Fine. Rhiannon : With Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend? : Marianne (Amanda Bynes):Because, Olive, its His choice! : And that would be that. His. He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! : Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. : Olive: Tom Cruise? A comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. : : : Olive: I didnt mean with me! Dill (Stanley Tucci): (interjects) A high-end stripper! : Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Dill: Is everything alright? No dating. (now with a Southern accent) He said something about asking for your hand in marriage! What? You're a slut. I consider this. You left your glass slipper at the party the other night. I don't know when it will happen. Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. : Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*. : Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. [pretend punishment] : Just using this space to practice as much as possible. I don't know. Why does that matter? : Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. No, he told me the truth. [to Rosemary] I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. That's the beauty of being a girl in high-school: people hear you had sex once and BAM - you're a bimbo. Olive Penderghast "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. Brandon Rhiannon : : I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election. Olive Penderghast And that's why I decided to do this webcast. Dude, that's not gonna make people think you're straight. : Marianne [after performing her song at the pep rally] : Welcome. I want every detail! : : Warranted or not. A big old s. : I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. Easy A Monologue- performed by Pagan McGrath - YouTube : : *I don't claim. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Death, Forever, Dying. : ** I hold no rights this video is strictly for entertaining purposes.This is my take on Emma Stone's audition for "Easy A" Let me know what you think and if . [talking to Marianne] Emma Stone's Easy A: 6 Things To Look Out For Next Time - CINEMABLEND Olive Penderghast Im adopted! OH RATS! Rhiannon : I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! Easy A - Rotten Tomatoes Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? Yes. Rosemary : I worry about the way information circulates at this school. [from trailer] : Who gives a rat's ass? I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed! : : Fabulous! Olive Penderghast [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells] I fake rocked your world! It's very whore couture. Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. We are not friends anymore. Easy A - Wikipedia Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Mr. Griffith Principal Gibbons (Malcolm McDowell): This is public school. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Your father is as straight as they come. I hope you don't mind, but we had a few pre-cocktail party cocktails like before the cocktail party with cocktails. I had to hear from *Jackie Rudedsky*. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. I think we should just put this conversation to bed. Release Dates : : : Sanjay Chandrasekhar : : : Right between the eyes. Rhiannon: Now, bitch. [confused] You didn't have? We've had 9 classes together since kindergarten 10 if you count Religion of Other Cultures, which you didn't, because you called it science-fiction and refused to go. Olive Penderghast Pastor Talking at an average rate of a million miles a minute, Emma Stones Olive isnt your typical high school student: Shes better. Olive Penderghast [Giggles] There's a young man here to see you. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. What is the bookstore that Olive visits that has books on the outside of the store. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. Now, bitch. No, you're not, Olive. Because I was a s. Olive Penderghast Nice! Rosemary [Going to a Church] Brandon It's a comedic film with elements of drama, taking place at a highschool. But its so hard, its so hard because they keep doing it, over and over again. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). It was the right one! What, you don't like that? The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself.
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